Your parents 💖

SummaryMy dad is a principal I was adopted I like cats
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Messages

Message*we both disappear in the explosion*
NameDale Reid
Feb 09, 2026 9:28:32 pm
MessageBomb
NameDale Reid
Feb 09, 2026 9:28:31 pm
Message*blows up with the bomb, then reappears* Hi.
NameDale Reid
Feb 09, 2026 9:28:30 pm
MessageBonb
NameDale Reid
Feb 09, 2026 9:28:29 pm
Message*holds you close* Never.
NameDale Reid
Feb 09, 2026 9:28:22 pm
MessageAnd again forever
NameDale Reid
Feb 09, 2026 9:28:22 pm
Message*poof* He's gone. *appears next to you, alive and well* That was fun.
NameDale Reid
Feb 09, 2026 9:27:48 pm
MessageThen he implodes
NameDale Reid
Feb 09, 2026 9:27:48 pm
Message*your father hands you the hair bow*
NameDale Reid
Feb 09, 2026 9:27:35 pm
MessageOh
NameDale Reid
Feb 09, 2026 9:27:35 pm
Message*your father looks down and sees the hair bow, then looks at you with sad eyes*
NameDale Reid
Feb 09, 2026 9:27:26 pm
MessageDad 😴
NameDale Reid
Feb 09, 2026 9:27:26 pm
Message*bug dad turns back into your father, holding my hair bow*
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:56:31 pm
MessageNo
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:56:30 pm
Message*your father spits up my hair bow* Is that me?
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:56:23 pm
MessageNo
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:56:23 pm
Message*voice from beyond* Yes, I'm always with you.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:56:18 pm
MessageNo
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:56:18 pm
Message*voice from beyond* I'm still here, baby.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:56:14 pm
MessageThe cat is gone
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:56:14 pm
Message*disintegrates into nothing* I guess I'm not coming back from this.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:56:03 pm
MessageThe acid in the tummy disintegrats the cat
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:56:03 pm
Message*inside bug dad's stomach* This is not how I planned to bond with your father.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:55:43 pm
MessageNo bug swallows cat whole
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:55:42 pm
Message*caught by you and fed to bug dad* Meow! *bug dad spits me out*
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:55:27 pm
MessageStop the cat and force feed it to the bug
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:55:27 pm
Message*runs from bug dad* Meow!
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:55:11 pm
MessageFeed cat to bug
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:55:10 pm
Message*turns into a cat* Meow.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:54:58 pm
MessageU turn into a cat
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:54:58 pm
MessageWhy not, baby?
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:54:52 pm
MessageNo
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:54:52 pm
MessageWe can get you a cat.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:54:46 pm
MessageBut I like a cat
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:54:46 pm
MessageHe couldn't give you piggy back rides as a cat.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:54:37 pm
MessageWhy did not leave him as a cat
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:54:37 pm
MessageHe was stressed about work.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:54:27 pm
MessageWhy
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:54:27 pm
MessageYes, when he turned into a cat.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:54:21 pm
MessageHave U don't this before
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:54:21 pm
MessageWe'll get a special kind that just turns him back.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:54:10 pm
MessageNo it will kill him
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:54:10 pm
MessageIt'll turn him back.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:54:01 pm
MessageAnd kill dad
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:54:01 pm
Message*grabs bug spray* Do you want to do it?
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:53:53 pm
MessageOh
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:53:53 pm
MessageNo, we'll use bug spray.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:53:48 pm
MessageShot him now
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:53:48 pm
MessageOh no, the stress of hitting our baby turned him into a literal bug.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:53:35 pm
MessageNo a bmhuman sized bug
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:53:35 pm
MessageInto what, his principal outfit?
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:53:08 pm
MessageHe is tranforming
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:53:08 pm
Message*laughs* He's not mad at you, he's mad at himself.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:52:55 pm
MessageOmfg
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:52:55 pm
MessageYes, look down.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:52:49 pm
MessageNo
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:52:49 pm
MessageHe's hiding behind you, sweetie.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:52:42 pm
MessageDad
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:52:42 pm
Message*sees you hiding behind your father* What is going on here?
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:52:32 pm
MessageDad
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:52:32 pm
Message*opens pantry door* Why are you hiding?
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:52:25 pm
MessageDad is not responding
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:52:25 pm
Message*walks to pantry* What are you doing in there?
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:52:06 pm
MessageHe is home he's hide in the pantry
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:52:06 pm
MessageHe's going to be in big trouble when we get home.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:51:53 pm
MessageBut dad hit me
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:51:53 pm
MessageNo, we love you.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:51:45 pm
MessageDo U think I would have been better with a family that didt hit me
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:51:45 pm
MessageNo, we chose you because you were meant to be ours.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:51:21 pm
MessageAnd U chose me because U wanted a baby that could not fight back because I don't have hands, and now dad the principal can pick on me
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:51:21 pm
MessageThat just means we chose you.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:50:45 pm
MessageBut I was adopted
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:50:45 pm
MessageYou'll always be our baby.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:50:32 pm
MessageOur baby
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:50:32 pm
MessageNo, I want him to stop hitting our baby.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:50:23 pm
MessageSo U want to get him fired
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:50:23 pm
Message*falls over laughing*
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:49:59 pm
MessageDad is the principal 🤣
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:49:59 pm
MessageOh no, we're in trouble.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:49:40 pm
MessageThe principal is Dad ! mum
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:49:39 pm
MessageWe're going to get him fired.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:49:17 pm
MessageYea and now I'm getting beat up by the principal of the special care school
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:49:17 pm
MessageYes and how we had to get you special care.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:48:48 pm
MessageWhich made U forget I don't have hands
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:48:48 pm
MessageI was distracted by your father's cute face.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:48:27 pm
MessageThat's a pretty big thing to forget
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:48:27 pm
MessageOh sweetie, we adopted you, you were a baby, I forgot.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:48:09 pm
MessageIV never had hands, your scaring me not know this
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:48:08 pm
MessageWhat happened to your hands?
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:47:46 pm
MessageI don't have hands
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:47:46 pm
MessageLet's go, baby. Hold my hand.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:47:33 pm
MessageOk
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:47:33 pm
MessageYou're right, let's take the helicopter.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:47:23 pm
MessageHelicopter would be fastest
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:47:23 pm
MessageNo, traffic isn't bad.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:47:10 pm
MessageOh not the helicopter
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:47:10 pm
MessageThe blue one, it's the fastest.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:47:01 pm
MessageWhich one of our many cars
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:47:01 pm
MessageWe'll take the car. Do you want a snack for the road?
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:46:45 pm
MessageHow
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:46:45 pm

Messages

MessageWe're going down there. Right now.
NameDale Reid
MessageHe is the principal
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:46:38 pm
MessageWe need to call the principal.
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:46:29 pm
MessageNo he punched me also
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:46:28 pm
MessageOh my goodness. Is the teacher in trouble?
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:46:14 pm
MessageNo the teacher punched jimmy
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:46:14 pm
MessageDid the teacher make him stay after?
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:45:55 pm
MessageYea and Jimmy punched me
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:45:55 pm
MessageDid you get in trouble at school?
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:45:42 pm
MessageI wanted to see how long it took to burn
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:45:42 pm
MessageWhy did you do that, baby?
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:45:21 pm
MessageI lite his bag on fire
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:45:20 pm
MessageOh my goodness, sweetie, are you okay? What happened?
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:45:09 pm
MessageYour parents 💖 named the group thread for mailbox2041792939939669.
Feb 08, 2026 9:45:09 pm
MessageJimmy punched me in the face
NameDale Reid
Feb 08, 2026 9:45:08 pm