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Last bit of legal bullshit to tick off before we continue...

Confirmed

Do you confirm?

First I need to know that you're not a bot and are ok with the legal and privacy bullshit. Here it is if you actually give a fuck:

Incoming message...

No

Are you sure?

This is your last chance...

No thanks

Do you confirm?

First I need to know that you're not a bot and are ok with the legal and privacy bullshit. Here it is if you actually give a fuck:

Incoming message...

Yes

Do you understand?

From this moment on, Dale is dead. You will now be known as Ghost_93041.

Yes

Can you get your shit sorted by 1 December 2017?

No

So... do you have a valid passport?

Wrong answer. I decide if you have what it takes. But if that's you, there's an around-the-world mission in play.

Yes

Do you think you have what it takes to ██████ through my ██████ selection process?

One of ████ agents has ███ rogue. He was last seen in ██████ before crossing the border into █████ ██. We need █████ taken out.

You’ve been flagged as a person of interest. But enough with the bullshit. Let’s cut to the chase.

Yes

Can you confirm this line is secure?

Let me try again.

...

Security compromised. Initiating disengagement in 3...2...1...

Nooo9

In the meantime – watch and learn, rookie:

But stick around... you never know when I'll call on you again.

You didn't make the cut this year.

In the meantime – watch and learn, rookie:

But stick around... you never know when I'll call on you again.

You didn't make the cut this year.

Get ready for your next test.

✔︎

Katr!n@, i love you so much. W!ll you m&rry m3? 🔫🔫🔫

Let's kick things up a notch:

❌

If you and i go head-to-head youcan probably figure out inside of 20 seconds whether or not i have what it takes to make it through your selection process.

That was pretty amateur hour. Here's your second one:

✔︎

Katrina, i love you so much. Will you marry me?

Here's the first one:

Type it back to me as quickly as possible.

Here you'll be shown a series of sentences.

If you're not quick in this business, you die.

Dexterity: Training #1

Commence Analysis

Ok Ghost_93041, let's see what you've got. Try not to fuck this up.

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Hurry the fuck up.

And I don't do desktops or laptops. You need to be ready-to-go at a moment's notice. So make sure you get back to me on your mobile.

To access your initial analysis, enter the code I've just sent below. If you're one of those types, you might need to check your junk folder.

Communications have been emailed.

Dale.reid.02@gmail.com

You didn't supply the information I asked for. I'll give you one last shot at a chance to with a $30k trip around the world. So... what's your email address?

Do you confirm?

First I need to know that you're not a bot and are ok with the legal and privacy bullshit. Here it is if you actually give a fuck:

Incoming message...

Yes

An assassin has no life, no family and no name. They don't exist. If you want to be selected for the around-the-world mission you need to leave your old life behind. Are you ready {{handle}}?

No

Do you understand?

From this moment on, {{user_first_name}} is dead. You will now be known as {{handle}}.

Yes

Can you get your shit sorted by 1 December 2017?

No

So... do you have a valid passport?

Wrong answer. I decide if you have what it takes. But if that's you, there's an around-the-world mission in play.

Yes

Do you think you have what it takes to ██████ through my ██████ selection process?

One of ████ agents has ███ rogue. He was last seen in ██████ before crossing the border into █████ ██. We need █████ taken out.

You’ve been flagged as a person of interest. But enough with the bullshit. Let’s cut to the chase.

Yes

Can you confirm this line is secure?

Let me try again.

...

Security compromised. Initiating disengagement in 3...2...1...

Sure

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