Facebook user

Would you take part in this survey to share your thoughts about Cado?
(You could win $100!)
Jan 25, 2018 12:56:01 pm

Facebook user

Hey Dale!
CHOICE.COM.AU here. You were one of the first people to test our bot!
Jan 25, 2018 12:56:00 pm

Facebook user

And I'm going to do my best to help you out, but be aware that CHOICE.COM.AU is not offering you personal financial advice here.
Jan 21, 2018 7:04:52 pm

Facebook user

I won't know that. I'm a fruit 🍊 not a personal financial planner
Jan 21, 2018 7:04:49 pm

Facebook user

I can show you what to do, but it's up to you to make the right choice for you.
Jan 21, 2018 7:04:47 pm

Facebook user

One important thing to remember is, I'm just an avocado...bot.
Jan 21, 2018 7:04:44 pm

Dale Reid

Ok I guess
Jan 21, 2018 7:04:40 pm

Facebook user

It really doesn't take too long and can save you heaps.
Jan 21, 2018 5:11:35 pm

Facebook user

I know, but it's good having all your avos in a row 🥑🥑🥑🥑
Jan 21, 2018 5:11:33 pm

Dale Reid

Sounds like work
Jan 21, 2018 5:11:30 pm

Facebook user

This used to be a huge hassle to fix, but now there's just a single online button you need to press to fix it.
Jan 21, 2018 5:11:18 pm

Facebook user

By "consolidating" the money, we can stop multiple super "funds" from eating up $100s each year in fees.
Jan 21, 2018 5:11:14 pm

Facebook user

We're going to make sure it's all in one account of your choice ✊
Jan 21, 2018 5:11:12 pm

Facebook user

So this money of yours - your super - that employers pay you
Jan 21, 2018 5:11:10 pm

Dale Reid

What was I expecting
Jan 21, 2018 5:11:07 pm

Facebook user

I know, I shouldn't have lied to you like that.
Jan 21, 2018 5:11:01 pm

Facebook user

But I'm actually a robot not a sentient avocado.🤥
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:58 pm

Facebook user

And don't get mad at me or nothing
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:56 pm

Dale Reid

I love secrets
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:53 pm

Facebook user

It's going to be between the two of us. No one will see what you tell me. 🙊
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:50 pm

Facebook user

We're going to fix this together 🤜🤛
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:48 pm

Facebook user

Right?!
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:46 pm

Dale Reid

Why I oughta!
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:44 pm

Facebook user

Jan 21, 2018 5:10:35 pm

Facebook user

Taking YOUR money.
🙄 RUDE
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:34 pm

Facebook user

And EACH of these accounts can charge you for junk you don't need
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:31 pm

Facebook user

SO. The problem is when you get a new job, your money can end up in more than one of these super accounts.
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:27 pm

Dale Reid

ok I get it
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:25 pm

Facebook user

It's supposed to help you in your retirement – you get access to it when you're 60.
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:16 pm

Facebook user

I mean have you tried that? Don't 🚫 It's such a drag.
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:12 pm

Facebook user

Waaaaaay faster than growing me from a seed
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:09 pm

Facebook user

This savings account grows money like mad fast.
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:07 pm

Facebook user

It's often called just "super" for short.
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:04 pm

Dale Reid

Ok, go on...
Jan 21, 2018 5:10:03 pm

Facebook user

So basically if you're a working Australian earning at least $450 per month, your employer MUST pay you some extra money into a special savings account...
Jan 21, 2018 5:09:53 pm

Facebook user

I eventually understood it and I don't even have a central nervous system 👍
Jan 21, 2018 5:09:50 pm

Facebook user

It's super easy
Jan 21, 2018 5:09:48 pm

Dale Reid

Sure am!
Jan 21, 2018 5:09:47 pm

Facebook user

You with me on this?
Jan 21, 2018 5:09:31 pm

Facebook user

If superannuation isn't set up right, you can lose your money to stuff you don't need.
Jan 21, 2018 5:09:29 pm

Facebook user

I can't buy everyone a house, but I can help you protect your money: your superannuation.
Jan 21, 2018 5:09:26 pm

Facebook user

Jan 21, 2018 5:09:23 pm

Facebook user

CHOICE.COM.AU sent me to LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD! 🤼‍♀️
Jan 21, 2018 5:09:23 pm

Facebook user

A bunch of fat cats are blaming ME and you for not having enough money.
Jan 21, 2018 5:09:20 pm

Dale Reid

Yes
Jan 21, 2018 5:09:18 pm

Facebook user

You in? 🤞
Jan 21, 2018 5:09:10 pm

Facebook user

I have a plan, but I need your help, Dale.
Jan 21, 2018 5:09:08 pm

Facebook user

I'm Cado, and I'm mad as hell and I'm not taking it anymore! ✊
Jan 21, 2018 5:09:07 pm

Dale Reid

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