Just you

Emma Simone Lester left the group.

Ived had mad panic attacks, needed glasses, and now asmer which are all side effects of oven cleaner inhailing

Ever since i used it

I looked it up ppl die from it :/

Its poison

Yea

oh yeah that was bad man

Well ever since i inhaled like tons of ovem cleaner my life has been stuffed

trying to edit this lady's work haha

I'm listening to blank space lol

fuuuuuck

I TOLD U NOT TO LAST NIGHT

I have to carry valium and ventilen everywhete

Im like slowy dieing

Not gooood

hows that going

Like puffers

nah

Did i tell you im on ventilen

ok

Its not

it's warm as

Cold

Its so col

it's so sunny wtf

are you well

sorry lol

shae she dumped u

keira is going to this

I like to pretend I care

i duno I' like half asleep

Do ubcae

Y

how are you bro

good morning bro

😰😰😨😱😭

sleep well my bro

same night dale

O gtg sleep

and snuggling

but like really persistent about sex

pretty

he's just very pretry

haha

sorry

lol

we wanna talk about Edward

nah

Dont tellluke about my life please

I'm meeting Luke on saturday to get drunk

on my tablet

I downloaded that train conductor app

yeah but not one with a woman in it

Same

cos I have a life

Y not

sorry lol

I haven't found her yet dumbass

Name

I'll find u a woman then

I have creative writing

but on Friday

I don't have class tomorrow

I'm hungry

No

to find woman

Huh

ok we'll meet up go on tinder

I dont need tonfind vic

"Find " means some one i dont know

vic

Who

Ok

only 1

Find me women first

yeah sure

faith is hot man

Did you want to hear the secret

thats y ur single

wtf

Rei can live off my dead bodu

ok well no woman then

Omg im not dyinh

also who would feed ReiRei

you're my pillar

Not faith

I'd actually die if u did

I wont

just don't die

ok

Fond me womam

I really miss you

But fond me woman

I'll kill you before you die

Im not going to die lol

you're not dying

Now find me woman before i die

better be

Ok yes

please be ok

Lol

Nothing thats going to harm me its ok

Its a secret

I'm worried

ok..

Im fine

Ye

are you okay????

Iv only told 2 ppl

Nah me

Its pretty big as well :/

is it about ishta

ok

Ind me a woman and ill tell u a secret

I only stock ethnic

ethnic only

Who are thy

Y

nah ethnic only

Do u have any non ethic friends

look I'll find u a woman but bring back Ishta

No

I GOT U KEIRA

then he gave me my iced coffee and I said I was getting Chris to serve me next time

Get me girls

and then we were both like YEAH JUAN WHAT'S WRONG WITH TINDER

then Chris in the background was like "what's wrong with tinder Juan"

Lol

and he was like Emma get the fuck off tinder

omg I saw Juan at laze the other day

HAHAHHAHA

To ethnic

Yea but she was

I found u Keira

Find me womam

he's like "you get really insecure when I don't reply to you"

Love sick

OMG hahahaha michael complained about how I send too many messages too

i feel sick

he was like did u achieve your fitness goals then we both laughed

jasons cute but costs 50 instead of 25

I was like yeah my pt went to brisbane and he was like wait for jason

didn't I just sign you up HAHAHAHA

and the guy was like

I cancelled gym today

my mum made sex toys out of playdough

her hens night was great

and my sister will not even joke about porn with me hahaha

I dont just like ethnic

I did it on purpose

I haven't got any more ethnic friends

Yea

look man you blew your chance with Keira

She is weird asf

SINCE WHEN

idk man u have so many women I can't keep up

Sarah has a bf

the chick wirh piercings

That is all

sarah

Lily is my friend

-_-

don't be greedy

u have Lily

No

keira

Who

at lunch dw

I found u an ethnic chic

What vonvo

what are you a caveman

Find me woman

the other day at lunch with grandma the convo came up

wrong

it is wronf

yes

no

Its wrong

Rape u cant joke about

we like to punch people and joke about rape lol

True

cos we're both very inappropriate people

Y u have no friends that like me

gorgeous but way too pure

she's like keira

you can't have my sister

Yea

sure

Fork * my spaghetti fell in bed

I saw Indian girl on way to uni again

sure

Auto correct sorry

this is why you're single

DALE

Force

she was hot as and weird and asian and actually really cool

Damn

let alone let u inside her

Lol

and now she won't even talk to u

I have keira sorry that u tainted her

The memes were good

Do u have no friends

with inappropriate memes

-_-

cos u scared her off

she dumped u

No

oh wait

keira

Find me a gf

I like punched her and she told mum and cried

He is so weak

yeah my sisters like that

Ax he was like ew no

And boys muck around

easier to capture

Because im a boy

I like weak boys

maybe he has weak bones

hahahahahahahah

Lightly

omg why the fuck did you punch my husband

In the shoulder

I punched him and he cried

weak????

Ishta is ficking weaj

same with ishta they look similar to Jesse and are bad boys but secretly good and super studious or at least Michael is idk what Ishta is like but he does business so he must be smart

yeah I think Michael like Jesse on gilmore girls

I mean

With dom

treat her like filo pastry

yeah do it

u

Ill have sex wuth her

does she luv

what about her

lil

Lil

what

Seamsn help

she wanted to have 3some with me and bf and gf but now they've both broken up with her

yeah nah she's really sad

What

more like fuck it list amirite lmao

hahahahaha

Yea bucket list

she just got broken up with by her bf and gf

cos you wanted to fuck someone trans mtf

Yea

you wanted to fuck her

yeah trans

shes like I think Edward just wants to fuck u

Dom

dom thinks michaels the one for me

cute

I was talking to lilly about my love for her

whatever you'll never be blocked from my heart

Im only blocked in one

yeah

We have 2 chats

I was waiting to see how long

yeah I know

I made u unblock me

hey man

Hey

food

yum good

idk

???

NO

Lol

Keira Liu left the group.

Haha we got another group

hey buttheads

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