Mel Gutierrez

Doing anything tonight?

Sup hoe

😁

Lol all g

I have no idea I was hammered hahaha sorry

Ew ouy ??

We you? O

Awwww need lots of pics for me😍

Reireithecat :p

WHAT OMG CUTE no no i didn't

My cat

Wot who's?

Did u see rei reis face book page

Damn

Work hahaha

Just work your self ?

Whatcha doin?

Hey hey

Dalio

I know I'm so pissed 😞

Booo :(

I can't I've got tonsillitis 🤧

You coming tonight ?

You and Mel waved at each other!

IP Address: 49.184.142.170

Mel is waving at you!

My bad :/

Sorry

Lol i dont remember

I'm Sorry, bad night. Didn't mean to be rude. I hope you're still alive lol

:(

Not right now sorry. Goodnight

😁

Scary wind

Xx

I f ont even know

Same

:(

Cute people still cry themselves to sleep

You r cute dw

;3

Wut :o

Dont

Dobt

❤️❤️

K

Ill try

Yea

Haha have a good night, be safe!

Iwill i get it

:o

Ok

🙍🏻

🤣 fuck yourself Dale 😂

Like chines dole

U r so cuuuute

😕😕😕😕

I d OK lile u

;/

I feel bad messaging u qhen im sober

Becau see e im so embressday

To be fair you only message me when you're drunk and then the next day to apologise for your rudeness hahaha

U Re cute though

Its ok

:)

I don't know that word it just happened

Lol

;)

Indoctrination

Omg

I k ow

That sounded like a hook up phrase

Abd in jeloise of any guy who hets with u

Well at least you're talking to me. Exactly what I needed

You u are great

But yea

Im getting there

Yea probs i would

Hahahhaha

U just had another haha

Lol

Plus u are super cute

One mor drink and you'll say you love me again ;)

:)

U know thT

The u are my frie d

Like 123

:)

Ill be ther

Mell u call o me

❤️❤️

😭

I care a lot

I care mel :/

It does!

Camo always askes

I care

Does that mean nothing to you

And i have doen for 1.5 years

Coconut me.?

Im going outt of my way to contCt uou

No gif

Oi

Oi

Oi

When my 'best' friend' stopped returning my calls it's safe to say I suck.

IP Address: 49.199.222.1

:)

Express it

Duh

U are special

☺️🤗

Omg

😁

:*

I like you and i care for you so ye

Hahaha ok dale ok

:)

Ill mak u a crazy party

Mel

Nooooooooo

Nooooo

I know like 3 people haha

Deal with islt

Too bad

Hahaha, I'm not a party person, I'm too shy and awkward

:)

Can i throw u a party

Are *

When u ate better

:(

Almost got it keep trying

I miss un

I miss u th nough

Im sorry

😂

I knowb:'(

Last time I was there I broke a rib

Hahaha

Wtf

Im at fucking obar

Why?

Im in a shit mood :(

Yes

Too cold

No, u?

Are you out :/

Hey

Hahaha

Just

R u alive?

Nah the flu decided to kill me, I can't get out of bed 😓

You coming o mver

A-fucking-dorable

Hes pretty cute :3

KIIIIIITTTTYYYYY

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

IP Address: 175.32.151.135

😏

😯

Fucking weirdo bye

Yea i know Xd

😁

Butsobam? You weirdo

But so am i

Omg

A little lol butbsobam i XD

😁

I know I am weird haha

Lol fairo :p

Haha I was being stupid

U want earlier?

Yea y ?

You start at 7.

Well it starts at 7 :)

I think I'll pop around for a little! My health is really shitty so I can't be out for too long x

I know

😩😥

Camo is moving away :'(

Oooo what for?

Hey mel im having a party Friday night if you want to join :)

Lol

So apparently i got kicked out of the telle last night -_-

Why u crying :o

😭😂

Good :p

I did hahaha

I know i know :p well i hope u got a laugh out of my messages lol

I couldn't sleep anyway lol

I know you too well though hahaha

Because of what i said xD Yea i don't remember anything from last night tbh. Lol spelling was off the show

Haha why? I knew you were smashed it wasn't that hard to tell! Lol spelling was on point 😉

In so embarrassed for my messages :(

Hahahaha

Nit well I m an hour late

Just read these

Wow

Haha how you feeling man? :')

😁

I love u

Unate soncute

U Re so beuitful

Lol ok get some sleep

U are soq cute

I love u

Ud uge Z fuxk

Yes

U drunk haha

Idk i relying like u

Please inkink hyour cute

Definitely once it dies down though!

Not sure! Have a few important things coming up for the next few weekends 😳

When we catching up next :o

No the last time i had 4 .5 litres it was very bad :/
Plus you would have to look after me XD

Hahhaa YES YOU CAN

I cant even drink that much in one sitting :o

You will end up braking another rib XD so please dont

Done deal

Hahhaa all in one sitting?

Soooo very drunk XD

5.2 litres

So i worked it out

It equates to drunk

A lot

Then what does it equate to ???

F

Holy

It's 100ml for every day outstanding

BTW i think i still owe u a pint

Hahagaga im sorry that must suck XD

Yes fffff listening to phone calls

Is itvluke torture

😁

Lol

Oh what fun

Computer is broken so I'm training noobs....

Hahahaha classic work day

Same (y)

Haha yes * sorry at work looking busy

YeH hay

"Hobart"

U back in tassi

Hey what's up? :)

Melllll

Amazing! Got way too spoilt hahaha

Its ok :3 u have a good day ?

Aw thanks! 😊👐🏻☺️

IP Address: 175.33.137.213

Hapoy birthdayb

Its your birthday :o

Ew where is that?

-_-

Need to get out th Claremont

Hahaha

Ok red is ok

Yea?

Mel changed the theme.

Ate too much cake am dying

I dont like the color though

Haha ok ok

Yeah better :3

Like thhat ?

😁

You set the quick reaction to 😁.

Not a happy face Dale!

😓

Waahhht

😞

You changed the theme.

You set the quick reaction to 😓.

Nooo

Mel changed the theme.

Mel set the quick reaction to 👊.

Hahaha :)

😱

You set the quick reaction to 😱.

You changed the theme.

You are prety kool, too kool for schkool

I must be pretty cool

Lol thats good , i like spendimg time with you too :P

I like spending time with you doofus.

Haha well your welcome to come hug him, but my house is pretty boring as XD

I don't mind, my cat used to attack me like every day, love that little cunt

Thats good, haha he loves cuddles, but be warned the last girl who wS here got attacked

I need to cuddle your cat

Yeah fine now. 😇

oh geez you ok ?

Yeah haha, I broke my rib since then haha

Yea for sure :), hows your leg btw? Getting better

Yeah :3 we should hang soon, miss you dude 😞 xx

Is that fun ?

Oh ok

Family :)

Why

Why are u there

Why

Ehy

Why

I'm in Launceston 😛 cold

Im.just drinking at home with james camo and jaun dont think we are headingb out though :o

bogan words never mind haha. Good good little bored!

Whats a mang ? Like a mango ? Lol im just at home how are you ?

Hey maaaaaang! What's up? :) xx

You and Mel waved at each other!

IP Address: 175.33.137.213

Mel is waving at you!

Not really.

Can u walk a little ?

Of course my housemate that normally gets home at 3:30 every day is late 😞

Fuck

Managed to get home but I don't have a key. Ffffffff

:(

Still need a lift home ?

Yeah 😞 so high though hah

:(

Hopefully not long

For how long ?

See i told you to go :( glad your there now though

Not well atm

In the hospital for now

Hey how you going today ? ;/

Are u going to be able to work

Wholy moley

Fractured rib and torn ligaments in my shoulder

U feeling ok ?? Apart from your leg :/

Mm

Fick thats not good at all :/

I think someone spiked my drink

Call*

Melllll can 000 :(((

Nooo 😞

No house mates home ??

I need help getting up th stairs haha

Just looking out for you, see if you can get a uber or taxie if that makes you feel better ? :)

Yea but u also need it :/

But it could save someone else's life

Btw ambulances are free :)

Ah, can u get a taxie ?, sorry i have no car to drive you :(

No,

Is someone coming to pick u up ?? :(

No 😞

You all right ? 😦

I'm literally one big bruise

:p

True you didn't haha

Im a mess as well, i never said you couldnt :o

I'm not, I'm just a mess haha. And you won't let me cuddle the kitten

Ohhh:p .
Why you angry with me what i do

It's a little cranky face ! Haha

What does that mean ?

🙎🏻

IP Address: 175.33.137.213

:o

You are talking smack kiddo.

Your still typing again lol

You tired ?

Hahahaha I tried

Lol ok XD i dont know what that means

No no no. 🤐💃🏻👣👣👣🙀🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

If you stealling you need to be sneaky and not tell me XD

Ok see you soon haha

😏

Hes mine, you have yo come and steal him if you want him :p

I want your kitty tonight pls. Thanks. Need cuddles

Please dont

Jokes

😞

Or both

Or fire

Deth by liquid wax

Hahaha

Please.

😵

Dont.

Donnnnt diiiiiiiie

Melllllll

Noooooooo

I don't want to think about it I just want to die lmao

It was hectic

Yyyy

Wouldn't let me in

Should have come to flams last night

No ? Your still typing :p i hope your not dead i wknt be able to hang out with u any more

I know because I'm dead right?

In your mind ?

Wait you might start a fire? Haha

Its only in your mind

It's warm.

It's fire Dale be realistic hahaha

Kinda worried i might star a fire and not be able to escap because of your leg

It gives of little to no heat

Lol

Oh a candle for...warmth

LOL

Yeah something like that :') or for warmth

Or meditation XD

Haha what smoke signals

I lit a candle I got this

Im under 2 blankets

I suggest a blanket, it's cold!

If its really bad i suggest hospital :/

I dont have a br oken leg :p

You too 😞 x

Hope u are ok x

So drunk

Abulznce

Omg call the woo woomvan thing

I can't even sit up tho hahah

Yea best go to doctors :/ if you cant walk get your house mate to drive u down ?

... geez

Fell down obar stairs. Nope can't walk on it

Can u walk

What did u do ??

It's like so swollen wtf

Your taking out your hungover engery on me XD Broke your leg.... maybe hospital haha

Ugh I just want someone to take it out on. Hahahaha I think I broke my leg

My cat is looking after me :p

I gathered, lol what did u want me to do about it

I'm hungover

This is serious Dale

Im in bed completely fuxked

Same

Oh i though u were in serious trouble XD

So hungover

Whats up ?

Help

Sorry girl x

Oh :) ha!

:(

Im at twisted now, our group got kicked out

Haha come see me we are outside

Haha oh damn, hope you are ok :( . iv ended up back at repulic tonight

Haha it's all good, dying today, not supposed to have alcohol and my face is a tomato haha

Haha its ok they were nice, so that you and thank you for shouting me :p

Didn't have to eat them hahaha

Aw I'm sorry 😞

Yea you too, :) i feel sick from eating too many chips XP

It was good to see you! Missed you Dale ❤️

I bought you some chippies

Its all good

We can move inside

For food

Lol have to be inside

Here?

Where

Here

Where p

We can see u

Lol

Am I going the right way

Lol

No

Can u see the car

Wot

Wyo stop

Oh autocorrect

God frets?

Mel called you.

Where he live?

:(

X

Soz girl

Going back to dales

Where are u

Here

Dw we are coming for u

Oh 😞

Camos driving u have to ask him

Oh dear

Haha yes I'm drunk and the address is on the wall

Quartermasrers ?

134 Elizabeth street

Come get me

Haha yea me and camo are out

You and Mel waved at each other!

IP Address: 49.185.255.73

Going out? meet meeeeee

Mel is waving at you!

Good choice haha

Thanks

IP Address: 49.199.64.108

Nope. Delete

nah they added me on facebook today and i had no idea who they are and the only mutual friend i could see was you so i though maybe i meet them before while out with you ? but i doubt it considering the message the asked.. any way just wondering thats all

Yeah why?

do you know Michaela Jane?

😮

Yea how so ??

I died on Sunday OMG

It's all good haha

Sorry 😞

Yea bit of a long walk lol but it was ok 👍

How did you get home? Ok?

Where dat

Walk up to civic club next door

Next to bws

Where are u ?

I am cold u lil shit

COME GET ME! Haha

Whoops sorry

I am in heels Dale! Haha

It's not that far

Bitch can't walk that far, cab it is haha

All g, well it's 134 Davey st

Just have to figure out how I'm getting there

Mate no

Was on the phone

Yea it is lol sorry

Dale you sour mother fucker

Is that near hjs?

Come over when ever really,

I am drinking haha when you want me to come overrrrrr

When we are drinking ?? Now. But going out not sure waiting on a friend atm

Ok, I will join you! When?

Yea probs I reken to tele or somewhere

Will we go out though? 😏

For old people, but I live next to soho hotel

Stop being mean lol

I live above a pub

You two should come to the pub

Haha but pub

You can go out to my house you know, it's in the middle of town lol

I want to go out!

Hanging at mine listening to music with Camo, Juan is rocking up later, welcome to join

What you doin tonight?

:3

Cool cool drop it past my place when ever 👍

Yes please! Really torn

Damn 😕 want me to have a look at it some time ?

still nothing, y comp doesnt have the option to fit the big memory cards so i used a mates. still nothing cant format it again now haha

This guy knows ^. XP

IP Address: 49.183.157.220

I may be able to repair if that's the case

same card i was using last week, tried formatting and all that nothing helped, i have a fear the pins have come loose from being in my bag

Try a new card if that does not work I few a few
More ideas

Hey hey -- means no card in your jam man

i only go for the pickles man, for ze pickles

Mc Donald's is gross lol but yea sometimes

Ok sometimes I eat McDonald's

but a vegan cake because animals

DO IT

Nooooo :o

I think YESS!

Cake for breakfast?

😊

❤️️

Lol 😛

Haha sorry man

.( mel

Omg sorry a little drunk

Where r u

Meeeeeeel

Where does he live?

Welcome to tag alone :) , I tipped Geelong

Yeah already seen it 😏🤗

Sweet

Just watching afl about to head to Juans later

Pretty good, but bored, you?

How's your day end up ?

(Non alcoholic)

😏👉🏻👉🏻

🍻

Hahhaa

I'll try

Haha pry it from my cold dead hands

Hope it's was not bad. Well you'll your welcome to come along, Me and Camo can make sure you don't end up drinking XD

Hahaha whoops

Oh dear,

And me haha

My doctor haha

By who ? I guess Camo and me will be the only sober ones lol

I can't drink either I got In trouble for it last time hahha

All g I not able to drink so I'm only going for a bit anyways

Not sure have to do shit early Sunday morning

Are you coming to Juans party Saturday ??

Haha that would be nice 😛

Come see my puppins some time?

I wish I had my dogs still here they all live up In nsw :(

So little omg

That's pretty cute :3

Kitty

Hahaha

Because your small, I get cold too but I'm not so small lol

I'm always cold though haha

:p

And cold...

It was not cold 😛 it was so sunny today

Sick! That's good. Just finished work it's fucking cold

Good to hear, yea heaps better thanks 🙂just been play basket ball with Camo

Hey good thanks! Yourself?

Hey how you going ?

Been on Valium today

Not really

Ah ok 😞 suppose that good

Hope you're doing well too!

Yeah well I'm not friends with him anymore so feeling better x

Sorry too hear:( ,don't exactly know Te whole story but yea I hope you feeling better today :)

Haha awww! No not really. It's fine

You feeling better about the other night ?

:o

Yep so god damn small

Hahaha miniature chihuahua?

Saw a dog like that today about the size of a apple, tried to bite me :p

Haha amazing right?!

That is what I need lol

A little trying to relax

Feeling better?

gtg to bed while im ok

just had anouth all g dad and dauntie here, but maybbe a anouth night i just need company as i freak out by my self :/

I can come see you later if you want xx

Panic attack

Are you okay?

Hospital

Just in hospitality

❤️️😘😊

Sorry been out with dad, just try and relax your at home and its safe there :)

Well I'm scared and feeling shitty now 😞 thanks babe

Ah shit, you ok ? You could have crashed at mine always welcome. :/ hope you are ok

I had to stay at his last night... I came home this morning crying. Hmm

Yea omg sorry, hes a little creepy ..... i saw what he was doing not cool.. :/

It was amazing to see you

Never leave me alone with ishta again... ffs

☺

A little boring in there....

Be right there

Yes see you outside

Almost at flams you still can pay for me to get in ??

I'm a cab now

Come to flams I'll take care of you 🤗

Cool cool, ill see what happens I kind lost ishta atm

Going to flams. Tell Ish to message Lexi if you guys wanna hang out I think the Tele closes soon

Ahhh it's thanks man!

Here :)

You sent a location.

IP Address: 49.184.156.64

Umm near mobi

Oh ok cool

It's near obar

Stupid taxi taking it's time

I might walk from flams

IP Address: 49.184.156.64

Yeah haha

The telle ?

I don't know where that is haha

I'll get you back :)
All good same a bit yea we are still at telle

Would be nice to see you

Shout sorry I'm a little drunk hahaha

My shot xx

Aww thank you, yea we will be here a while

Phone may die soon, will you two stay at Tele?

I'll pay if I see you!

yea im With ishta but I litrally have no money to my name till Wednesday so im not sure about cover charge

With

I am going to meet Ish at Tele but I need to go see Lexi first. You wish Ish?

Probs

I'm just at telle, is there a cover charge?

🤗

Should come

Going to flams soon

I'm out

Come out!

All g anytime (y)

Hahaha thank you!

haha oh dear, i truly dont know what to say to that . but being cocky about the fact you are cute is good as you are 😌

Well I have to make up for my lack of penis somehow!

yea Beven thought you were coming home with me i think when he rang on the phone you were more than welcome to crash at mine but you probs would have also fell in the river as well XD. YES i know right, i dont tend to talk to girls often and then every one jumps on it haha bit cocky there :P

Apparently someone thought I was going home with you though, I'm not either actually, every time I talk to a member of the opposite sex Someone says something 😛 well of course I'm cute. 🙄 duh 🙄

Haha really ? who said that ? well you are cool and cute, we were hanging out a bit i guess,dancing and what not so im not surprised if they thought that.
but yea still is a little lol

Hahahaha. Lol apparently a few of the guys assumed there was something going on with us last night. Awkward.

of course as one does O _ O

No a live rabbit filled with smarties. Then I ate it.

ooo chocolate bunny filled with smarties? that does sound good, have not had chocolate in ages. been only eating reese's pieces as my go to :P

I had a bunny with smarties in it ooo yum

True True :)

Try something new or you'll never know!

Yeeeah i would say so too but there is nothing else im good at that im good at to do as a job unfortunately :/

Aha you are one guy that should not be working with hot or electrical things

Oh Ouch yea :O no good, i tend to brun my hands constantly at work and also electrocute my self while making batteries -_-

I'm hopeless as you can tell from how I burnt my leg haha

haha same same. glad to hear :)

Haha I am too. It was amazing!

Yea, im a bit clumsy most of the time so it happens.
How was your ride btw ?

Hahahaha

nah its a bit stress full haha but oh well, i just made some wraps to try and cure my hang over but nope :(.
eeer yes.. :( i did its, not the first time its happened to me tbh haha

Did you fall in? :p

Aw man that's not good. I went for a ride and it was the best hangover cure ever haha

end up in the river near my house this morning soon after i left you ......

im sor hung over, and feel horrible, and i have to pack my house as im moving in 2 days :'( only woke up at 3 so i guess i passed out in bed

Did you get much sleep? Haha

yea dont let it go untill he apologises , its not good.

But anyway I am so hungover haha how are you feeling?

I'm not letting it go until he does

He apologised for being mean. But not for the other thing.

Geez yea i can understand why :/ He still should have apologized to you :( thats not right . I can have a chat with him if you want ?
True live it to your fullest, but dont take peoplezls shit pretty much

But it's fine, life's for the living so live it, or you're better off dead!

Guess who I'm annoyed with... 😕 he didn't even apologise and had the nerve to say he didn't even realise I was uncomfortable. So pissed.

:/ well you can rant to me if you want if somethings annoying you Or i can just drop it :)

Hmmmm dunno.

Haha thanks that would be appreciated XD, hey just saw you FB posts everthing all right?

Hahaha I think I can stoop. 😉👉🏻👉🏻

Wow i feel that if that was the case i would have to be damn close to that level too :p, but untill that day i realise your the coolest person ever i hope you can be in the presence of a subpar cool person as my self haha

Hahahaha until you realise I am the coolest person ever and too cool to fathom my existence.

Yea, i suppose you are or more, i can agree with that for the time being :p

Correction, I am *very* cool hahaha

Hey sorry if i was excessively drunk last night i tend to rant a lot.
I did enjoy your company though, your pretty cool :)

You're now friends with Mel.