Seahorse riders from space

perspiration and inspiration

/sweat and regret

no regrets

Never again

Yes

good science experiment

Lol

same now

I feel fine

thank u

My condolences for your stomachs

We both r sick now

Yea

That actually sucks

Hehehehe

yes

So actual disgusting then?

upsetting

In a good omg so deliciously disgusting, or just disgusting?

its wasdisgusting

Is this an old pic or was it too sweet to get through?

Ohh so this is how Yoda wants to play it

Only if u bring a lock of David atembrroughs hair than I might consider teaching

Yoda ya rude

Mm young Kipling, you are not one with the sweetness, it can only be experienced, not taught.

I live vicariously through your sweetfest Yoda teach me your ways

Some where

there is chocolate in there also

Its intense

Diabeat us up

I can feeel the sugar come out of the screen and try to eat my face. #jelly

It's grostastic

I am such a comedian ngl

I want smore of dat ahahahaha

It's pre smore

diabest

it's the diabetest

Is this like s'mores 2.0?

I spy marshmallllowwwwws and a lighter. Scandalouus.

get rekt

Yo

So much emojion

Jerrys*

Kerry's true form

Omg

Jereyyyyy

tut tut tut jerry

Damn it Jerry!

jerry

his real name is

but

yes the code name is tomato

Your enemy code named tomato?

u saw through my lie

its actually the blood of my enemy

I never trust

or dont u trust me

btw that blood was tomato soup

haha

your good

30

highr

no

?

soon 21

u r 20

close

TWENTY FIVE :P

how old do u think i am ?

Emma is however a 1995 baby

Pffffft 4 months older

Dude I'm like older than both of u

dissapointed

Enraged unicorn

YEAH

AND LOSE THE TRUST

ABUSE THE TRUST

The trust

I care

That is the LAST time

YOUNG MAN YOU ARE GROUNDED

I am scared for your safety

Well THAT is the LAST time

I'm just making beer dw

Only because

Cos I AM laughing

YOU SICKEN ME

Is this some kind of SICK JOKE

*SCREAMS*

OMG

DALE DON'T DO IT

Blood

Is this some kind of JOKE

Lol

DALE NO

DONT DIE

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

DON'T EAT THE LACTOSE

Gonna*

Goons swell up and die

:3

DUN

Dun dun

U ant seen nothing yet

ahhahahaha

Yet

You have seen nothing

ive seen many thing in my lifetime lady

You have seen NOTHING

maybe an episode idek

Nothing

That is like

not about that life

Omg

like 15 mins i was at home so

How much is a bit

dale forced me to watch a bit

Have you seen game of thrones????

WADUPWITCHU

IM WASSUP

U WANNA KNOW Waxzup

Wanna know wassup. GAME OF THRONES IS WASSUP.

sup sup

hi hi

guys guys

........

.....

........

....

This is perfect

Saaaaasssssss

babes

sassy unicorn babt

yes tho

maybe

no.

no

hi

wakey wakey eggs and bacey

that makes sense not

hes always awake for who cn prove when one is awake or not when we could be dreaming

if he could ever wake up, that is

he wiggle wiggle wiggles his finger to the sun

unless

jeff did not

jeff did not think so

I don't know why but this is all making me cry laugh
Me tired

marinated well

a leg fish

eat your leg

im hungry

wat

Hahahaha

Mmmhmmmm

it felt nice

that stuff stinks

Ughhh

Ohhhhh

nail polish remover

What colour nail polish

WATICAN

WAT

U WAY

and

i felt a liquid on my leg

then

i was playing dungen keeper

I wanna hear this story

Wat

context

i split nail polish all over me

#preach

#toquit

#toolegit

I'm not about dat life

yes

What am I, a machine

where is the product

good

Welcome

thank

Haha okay okay

please

Whoa haha

draw a ladybug that's worried because she can't find harry potter but then voldemort comforts her and they get married

:O

you

eating

me

Somebody give me a doodle idea ploise

That sounds like a really good plan.

Nights

dale

fair

good.bye.

Gtg go sleep Soz

foow

Woof

No!

liar

No

It's ME

it's dale

It's Emma

Whaaa

this is hungry words

Bubbbbbbb

hubba hubba take a bubblER

Oh ah ahra

The neverrrrrrrrr endiiiiiing stoooiry

eht

The

nerver eververrver!!!

Neverp

NEVER AGAIN

Again again

AGAIN?

AGAIN!

Words are hard

MADELINE
NODDY
MAGIC MOUNTAIN
ROUND THE TWIST (I think they do say humpty or something as a side lyric, but it's not a main lyric so nobody notices it...I think)
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_%28given_name%29

Names are such strange things.

Boom. Reaction.

Start from the start

I'm not sure what to react to first

I PASSED A REID RD YESTERDAY

OMG

HAAHAHA

They were like who would name a baby dale HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ........ Let's do it

the Emma

I became

I was no longer called baby

Mum did the same

and were like "that one"

yes my sister flipped through a book

I am the protagonist

And how the name came to be ??

Yes u do know the story of Emma

is my true namw

but Emma

not sure

I a mEmma

No u are Emma

but I'm not sure

wait I think it's just "him"

In the song for round the twist

Do they say humpty ? I thought they changed it

HUMPTY

Have U ever, ever thought bout this, hey hey hey. how strange things happen when your going round the twist, now all the Kings horses and all the Kings men men could not put __ back together again , I sing rain rain go away come again another day aaaayyyy

ice magic on the mountain

:3

Magic mountain

noddy noddy nodding off to sleep

The little man in red and yellow car

Noddy noddy

Lol

shes Madeliiiiine

Dun dun dun dun don

Oh Madeline oh Madeline

Yea

Lol

Lol they aren't but are

Or should I say, classic Ross

Ahhhhh, I understand this. Classic parents.

I don't spray to parents much so if I mention someone new they ask a lot about them

Yes

Hahaha really?

Nah because then he will talk about it all the time

Do it

I shall

Shall I tell him u think so

Is it

Really? Sweeet

My dad is named Ross

moob

Boom

AHAHAH BABY ILY

it's the part of the song that I chimed in with this morning also, fool

I don't understand u

.....

EEE EEE EEE EEEE

anything

Hehehe anything could happen anything could happen

lol

i never thought of that

it has been on a journey, who knows what has been printed on it :O

but oh well

its seconed hand

Awwwwww yis I love a good printer tho :3

oh hey did i tell you i brought a a1 laser printer :3

lol nice :P

My sister and I used to make up dances for the songs a lil too obsessively back in the day #noshame

but i know others are lol

Hehehe

im not all that thrilled

Omg

this year

they reformed

yea

.........WHAT

this year

they are having a reunion

Dont stop movin to the funky funky beat

enjoy

*cue high pitch horror song on full blast*

And then play the first little ditty

:3 come to the party like HELLO WORLD! THIS IS ME LIFE SHOULD BE FUN FOR EVERYONE

ok

Choice music

soz for the span

are close

frenzal rhomb - never had so much fun"" and Descendents - "When I Get Old"

this is dales theme

*dale dance*

every segway

and there should be a dale dance

the Daily Dale show *cue theme music*

and a live studio audience

you should have a theme song that plays everything you say your name

of dales adventures

dales birthday will be like a story time sesh

it will be a good story anyway

Perfect

Party ruined by dinosaurs

I can see the headlines now

makes for a good story

i look forward to my birthday being ruiined

or just dinosaurs because what more do you need

and a dinosaur

someone should come to your party as Falkor

moves like swagger jagger

sweggy sweg sweggy sweg

get mah swag on

swiger swager swiger swager

swag

you don't know a thangggg about mee

um sweetums you think you know me, but you don't know a thaaaang abouuut me

um sweetie (: no

we'll see

he's mine

honey back off

on ma radar #britney

he's on my radar

he is the fun one

same ugh if gramps aint going i aint going

#grandpaslay

#slay

totes not coming now, he's the reason why I was gonna come

i wanted him bad

damn :(

fyi

my grandpa is off limits

i was just gona say there will be lost of eligible men at at the party

you are

cos the earth is questionable

it's the earth

All I see is a question mark in a box

🌍

pfffffffffff

hahahahahah i love you guys too

disgust

repulsive

she is a rude sheep

she is always

i agree

lol I meant Emma was rude :P

WHAT PARTY

i saw u were going :D

soz

:(

RUDE

EMMA U COMING TO MY PARTY

Hehehe Emma in all her glory

HAHAH it is good

Honestly I enjoy it too much to not put it as my cover photo as well.

You have many limbs

You speak wubbish

You have a tattoo sleeve be happy

You are a sheep

hahahaha wot

Do it

can i use emma as the cover phot for my birthday ?

HAHAHAHAH

Ps: yes it is emma in her true form

There

cool

i like cookie one

Or a half eaten cookie named Jeff lecturing children about string therieo

Hahaha okay

Emma with 8 legs an arms instead of ears saying wubawubawub

I'm trying to think of something to draw, someone suggest super ridiculous

Seahorses schmeahorses

Sea horses are superior

no remorse

.....

Of course

A horse of force

a horse of course

neigh neigh neigh

Clay

Of the stray

In the bay

On a tray

do you slay

do you sway

In may

On a sleigh

Where it's cray

Lay in the hay

Do you neigh all day

I'm a horse

:3

Good

you disgust me

You're a freak I love you

Hahahahaha

I would play I want to break free if I was houdini

slay ellie slay

I listened to anything could happen ten times last night

Wants to break freeeeee

EEE EEE EEE EEEE

Anything could happen anything could happen

I wish

Lol yea

And/or YouTube channel orrrrrr reality tv show

This is why you need your own TV show

Hehehehehehe

Wow

I Reread messages

Face sad

Sad face

No human sultana

Yea

literally just a sultana

to my dismay,sultana google images are tame

nice

You changed the group photo.

sultanas

pffft weird schweird

I meant I'm weird

idk

Is that a song ?

after ALLL we've been through

NOW you apologise

Soz totes weird

hehehe

Lol

crack that whip

Whip it real good

whip it. good.

when a problem comes along YOU must whip it

Nooooooooooö

And whip m

So I get to make a whip

who wants to break free

you can star as Capital E

Maybe u could've wrote a movie

hahahahaha omg I would watch this

A moving story of love hate and horror that stars Capital E ( E) and his struggle with wanting to be different, being held back by lower case m (m,m) and how he took control,

dun duuuun duuuuuuuuuuun

3 names that are 1

:O riveting

The girl who took 3 names to her grave

*cue sad moving music*

it good title

wow hahahaha make a movie of this

The 3 names the defined one girl

The story behind the name

The fellowship of the name

wow

That was just the first of a trilogy

Damn, that name has so many levels

and Scene

Was that the end

This is a journey and a half

a followed suit

And watching this

And became lower case m's

R rated perlease

sheeesh this is for mature audiences

And became

Domance

Submite to E's

And made the 2 M's

Whyy

And made *

What

Free the E

Andade a whip

What about the other letters? :O

No poor E

Really sad

Got

Then E

This is Emma's name journy

And then what happened

"Yea that's a grey idea "

preach Dale preach

"Huhuhuhu let's call him that"

"Lol what a loser, he said eeeeeeeee"

Where like

trippy

And then the 2 m's

When it got up

And when I move up it was like eeeeeeeeee

what a journey

I want be up right

And was like stuff that

But it wanted to be different

Your e can fall over and be a m as well

Eee

Mmm

Or 3 E's

Your name has 3 m's

Emma

And hippos

sultanas

So when I'm dancing on my pole I can talk to ppl while showing off

Yea

You're on a pole phone

Phone

I'm on pole

Hippos can where what they want

DALE'S DESIGNS

Design Dale design!

Those sterotype bastards

dale photoshop that shizzah

That hurt hungry Hungarians who hate hats on hippos

that's an image and a half

Hey Emma

Hippy happy hippo hitting hella hungry hags

Hippy hippo shooting hoops with hands

Hippo wedgie

Hippos in speedos

Hippo be trippin

WTF IS HAPPENING

Hippo on speed

Hungry hungary hippo

Hunger Hungary hunger

Five

And it moves

You're an organ tree.

They need air

So what about fire [?]

Trees don't but they are alive

It's that it has organs

Because

How can u say some thing is alive and what is not

What makes something alive

You are not alive

Not alive

WHAT

An he will be

And let him burn

You are a mean sultana

And for get to take him out

I would dry him in a micro wave

What are you laughing at

hahhahahahahhaha

Like eternally

Is it because he's like HAPPPPPY

I do not like

Sponged bob

What

I hate him

Spongebob

Plankton

Bum

Rum

Glum

Grum

Gummm

Like chewed dry gum

Sultanas are gowy

I just like saying crusty

What sultanas do u eat

Crrrrrrusty

No

Crusty

Withered and dry

Wrinkly

A sultana

TELL

OMG DALE

Yes???????

Pretty much the same as

Like

Kinda

Like

Is

I become

The human race

Tell me the name

Side note

I wanna know the name!

Wait was your new human race gonna be called Bad Breath or was that a side note

With seemingly really guns

Babd

Babd boys

I would watch

No bad breath the musical

tthe musical

BABD BOYS

Bad breath bad breath

Wat u gonna do when it comes for u

it's bated u fudgenuggets

Bad breath

Ew

WE ARE WAITING WITH BATED BREATH

Incorrect

Wait

So it will be called "and pretty much the same as but quite the same as"

Same as

But not quiet the

Same as

The

And pretty much

Called

New human race

The suspense is killing

A

Become

I will

he will die

☕ I will hide your coffee.

I am if I don't drink coffee

Stay sleepy always

Lol

Thos is what happens when in sleepy

It's Dale

Who's that boyyy

Who's that boyyyyy

the show

daily dale

hahahahha

You're so entertaining Dale. Who even needs TV

Hahahahaha

You named the group Seahorse riders from space.

You named the group Homies.

You changed the group photo.

It's a cho cho shoe Charlie

Th unicorn

Charlie

☎

hold onto our tongues

Sorry the persons phone u are trying to contact is disconnected

Bring bring

Bring bring hellllo

Bring bring helooooo

Hello

bing bing

yes.

:3

I wanted peoples faces to go like that: D:

Once I get my studio set up do u both want to see it ?

that's why I sung it, because of the hate

I hated it D:

I used to troll everyone with that song

yes

hehehe omg

Just sayian

Crazy frog

i know that song idk where though

OK I'M A CHEERLEADER NOW

oh no

hehehe

my sister sang this to be all the time...ahha..ha ...ha

SING IT

UGLY IS MY JAM

don't sing not pretty enough. ever.

i'll always remember macy gray in Spiderman

this is an emoshe song

:3

in my top ten lol

sorry i love this song

yes

dayum boy

the music video tho

I know all the lyrics NGL

omg that song tho

when I was 6

for me back in the day

bae

destiny.

destiny's child was like

you actually do though

of my life

everyday

I sing this song

hehehehehehe

and we're like "hella class"

that sounds so strange

that was like, 4 am

AHAHAHA

and it getting hella real

hahahah I just remembered last night, listening to my humps

like every day #anthemforlife

AAHAHAH

hahaha

ME TOO

I listen to that every day no joke

YAS GWEN SLAY

SAY YOU''LL DOO WHAT I DON'T

ahahaha ikr

I said hey boy sittin in a tree

ahhaha the top comment

OMG OF COURse I remember ce last vie

OMG I GO HARD TO IMMA BITCH IMMA LOVER

it is literally nostalgia station atm

omg I cannot keep up

anybody else know dis^

hahahah comment is gold

yis meredith

hehehehehe

this is what was in the comments to strawberry kisses tho ^

>:(

you're welcome

hahahahaha

Dale Reid
March 24, 2013 at 15:48
Like a hippopotamus on speed

no context

hahahha

Emma Dave Lester
December 15, 2012 at 10:27
*places a fish under your pillow*

I KNOW RIGHT.

its a good thing we didn't have youtube back in the day

childhood ruined

IKR I DID NOT REALIZE HOW SEXUAL THIS VIDEO WAS OOP

vengaboys be so sexual tho

shalalala

no

good track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUj0ajtC5Ck

It wass a double bluff

Dale Reid
April 3, 2013 at 17:10
ok lets talk

Dale Reid
April 3, 2013 at 17:10
did you know

Emma Dave Lester
April 3, 2013 at 17:10
I agree how are you?

Dale Reid
April 3, 2013 at 17:11
the first telivison was made from playdough

Emma Dave Lester
April 3, 2013 at 17:11
For real?

elipses ....

...............dot

....

what i was writing

but

probably same

i dont get high btw

i swear i must have been high or somthing

:3

all this potential blackmail

but that's ok cos all ur selfies automatically save to my phone

reading them now

of what you have saved

I am very scared

ITS TME TO BEGIN

btw emma i have like heaps of our convo sations saved

YAS GAGA

YAAAAS

YEEES

YES

hehehehehehehehehe

o

n

no

no

noooooooooooooo

hahahaha

I don't remember this

BAHAH

Emma Dave Lester
November 1, 2012 at 12:30
WHAT YA DOING?

Dale Reid
November 1, 2012 at 12:31
not much

Dale Reid
November 1, 2012 at 12:31
u

Emma Dave Lester
November 1, 2012 at 12:32
Walking around listening to killers

Dale Reid
November 1, 2012 at 12:32
out side your house?

Emma Dave Lester
November 1, 2012 at 12:41
No

Emma Dave Lester
November 1, 2012 at 12:41
Inside

Dale Reid
November 1, 2012 at 12:44
good

Emma Dave Lester
November 1, 2012 at 12:44
Lol y

Dale Reid
November 1, 2012 at 12:44
killer luking out side :?

Emma Dave Lester
November 1, 2012 at 12:45
Killers :p the band :p

Dale Reid
November 1, 2012 at 12:45
oooooooh

remind me never to be afraid for ur safety again

I didn't realize it's cos I said "window shopping" haha

i know

OMG HOW DID I NOT GET THIS

central tho

comedy

"No no there is not I'm so scared" ahahahahaha

Emma Dave Lester
January 25, 2013 at 7:39
Go shopping if you're bored :p window shopping lol

Dale Reid
January 25, 2013 at 15:05
Door shopping

Emma Dave Lester
January 25, 2013 at 15:06
You haven't got a door?

Dale Reid
January 25, 2013 at 15:14
No.... I don't....

Emma Dave Lester
January 25, 2013 at 15:18
Like a front door?

Dale Reid
January 25, 2013 at 15:19
Lol yea

Emma Dave Lester
January 25, 2013 at 15:20
What ?! I thought it might just be a bedroom door. Is there any security?!

Dale Reid
January 25, 2013 at 15:22
No no there is not I'm so scared

Emma Dave Lester
January 25, 2013 at 15:22
Since when?

Emma Dave Lester
January 25, 2013 at 15:23
Was this today?

Dale Reid
January 25, 2013 at 15:25
Lol

Dale Reid
January 25, 2013 at 15:25
Yea no I have a door

Emma Dave Lester
January 25, 2013 at 15:28
But ...not to the actual house? What happened?

Dale Reid
January 25, 2013 at 15:38
Haha

Emma Dave Lester
January 25, 2013 at 15:38
Well?

Dale Reid
January 25, 2013 at 15:38
Sorry Emma u are gullible

Emma Dave Lester
January 25, 2013 at 15:40
-.-

they are irrelevANT

you lie

I don't believe in any other Emmas, they are mythical

there is only one

it was a different Emma

I think ;)

I thought we were never speaking of this again

I know who this person is

hahahaha

DALE.

i did not have a door

i made this person believe

this one time

in a funny way

more like funny

in a seriously unfunny way

that would have been funny

hahaha

no

somma dat food

gimme gimme

oh,...I thought you chucked out the person that used your shampoo...

just saying....

Braided Spaghetti Bread

WHY ARE WE TALKING SO LOUD

I THINK HE MEANT THE SHAMPOO NOT PEOPLE

WHO

THEY DESERVE IT

GOOD

I THEW THEM OUT

THAT IS JUST WRONG

NO

THAT'S A TRAVESTY

WHAT

WHAT THE

BUT U STILL HAVE TWO TO YOURSELF

SOME ONE FINISHED MY SHAMPOO THE OTHER DAY

EXACTLY

WHAT IS GOING ON

DUDE IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOWERS IN MY HOUSE

U HAVE SO MANY BLOODY SHAMPOOS

THIS

DAMMMIT

OR

THIS

WHAT

NO

THE MAGIC INGREDIENT

OH ORPHAN TEARS YES

CAPTURES TEARS IN BOTTLE

I MEAN IT I MEAN IT * STARTS TO CRY *

U DONT EVEN MEAN IT

I'M SORRY

U SUCK

I CAN'T REMEMBER

GUESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!