Talea, Liam, Alan and 6 others

I do know that I'm pretty cool. It's just truth

I love you too ♥

Hahahahahahahahah. Mel. I love you.

And then it will be indestructable

Just play Titanium when you do it "I AM TITANIUMMMMMMMMMMM"

Throw it gently

:P

But I listen to music on that when I sleep lol

Your old phone only lives once

YOPOLO

Throw your old phone at him

... Indeed.

Haha yes but I would prefer it to live longer then two weeks

I LOVE YOU RICHARD. THAT IS BRILLIANT

OMg

But YPOLO
(Your phone only lives once)
:'(

Ha

I'd rather not my phones to expensive

berightback, I have to straighten my fringe

AND THROW YOUR PHONE AT HIM

GO TO HIS HOUSE

Haha

But I don't want to annoy him haha jimmy won't receive this till his home

GATHER THE THREE PHONES

And Jimmy

I think you and I have his number

GATHER ALL THE PHONES

EVERYONE TEXT LIAM

Haha yea

I might go on a texting rampage until he replies.

It'd just be handy to know. Haha :P

Just assume his coming?

Also, what are Dale's allergies?

He said he'd check and let me know but he hasn't

I did yesterday and now noone in my household has credit :

I thought you were going to call him?

I have no idea what he's doing and I NEED TO BUY FOODS

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TRACK DOWN LIAM

Oh okay :) yay Richard :)

I'll take you both up. I'm meeting Richard at 11.30

:P

Haha let me no when your in to Mel cause I'm not sure where it is. I have a hint though

oh, haha. okay. xx

yes you :P xx

me? xx

Lol

I know where it is hun, so when you're in text me and i'll take you up with me xx

Richard are you coming tomorrow?

:)

okay. :)

Yes :) I will be with my boyfriend when we see you

okay. thank you. :) see you tomorrow. :)

Okay I'll let you know tonight but meet me outside target on Elizabeth mall :)

yeah, i am just not good with places outside the mall. :)

Do you know where target is?

anytime. and um.. where do you want to meet. :)

When will you be in? And where do you know?

okay. thanks. :)

I'll meet you somewhere if you want?

okay, im not good at finding places. aha. :)

That's the one lol I couldn't remember how to spell it haha

Or just AWOL

Gone AWOL :)

It's at cafe cant remember what it's called but it's on the corner of barrack and maquarie street :)

uh, where at? :)

Will you be coming to the performance at 12:30? She's amazing :)

:)

Me either

:) can't wait

It is :)

sounds good. :)

It's a fun but very dangerous card game :). You'll love it

what's spoons? (:

:) we're going to play spoons :) will you be coming to seey friend preform too?

im looking forward to it. (:

Aw :( you'll make plenty tomorrow we're all kinds of weird :)

no friends..

Aw why not

that's good. and not really. (:

I'm good :) you enjoying your holidays?

good. you?

How are you?

hi.

Hello

Siara, meet the crazies. Crazies, meet Siara. :P

Melanie Bester added Siara Malone to the group.

no

Herpderp

Herpderp

*facepalm*

dim sim

I'm so dim tonight...don't say anything

and then it said james has seen this

:P

but I forgot

I did

you didnt know?

I just realized this was on the massive message hahahahahhaa

naw *

nw

he's let my complete crazy out

yes

with his vacuum vagina

it's richard's influence

Stahp

What

CREEPY how I was thinking of a salami penis before you sent that

...

I hate salami

Salami ?

Who?

I love Selena

great show

Gossip goat

Exoh

ND U 4 EVA

ND U 4 EVA

I LOVE YOU 6 EVA

I LOVE ME 5 EVA.

hugs for all

<333

I love you both, too

i love you both

Oloy esuaceB

ahahaa

don't.

Because yolo

*run away*

hm

...yus

Mental images

disturbing

.....

oh dear

Its open and making vacuum noises. i think its getting impatient.

melting ♥

finally, richard

I AM MELTIONG

DO NOT SAY OK

ok

I have a vagina. its ready for you.

I love hugs.

I like hugs.

oh, I can do that

I want anyone who will cuddle me/demonstrate affection. :P

kinky

I want you both

<333333333

except a little bit, cos I want mel all to myself

Esvjhyy
TAKE ME NAO

:P

Nuuu! Just that i haven't been to the homescreen in a while :P

never :p

NO

don't care

?

Are you saying 'stop talking to me'

On a mobile -_-

I don't care. Mr Popular.

... You sent me a friend request? O.o
bear in mind i have 10 people talking to me all at once.

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahha

THE RAAAINS ARE COMIN

RICH. ARD.

I feel like the woman on the mcains ad

RICHAAAAAARD

RICHARD!!!!!!!!!!!

if you're gonna be there on friday you may as well

RICHARD

RICHARD WHY ARE YOU NOT HUGGING ME

richard why are you not accepting me as a friend?........

I have a tiny pill shaped penis.

lolno that'd be matt damon

lol

WHAT THE HECK

that would be inappr-

that's what I mean

...oh,

if you wish

no

A penis?

GET ONNNIITT

WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YOU

GET ON IT FLAUNT IT

GET UP, ON IT, don't leave my broken hearted...or something

WE ARE BROKEN HEARTED

I have 8 full-blood siblings :3

yeah well he's not accepting my friend request; hypocrite

OOOUTTTTTTTTTTTTRAGE

OUTRAGE

RICHARD SAID HE MIGHT NOT CUDDLE ME EMMA

i have 10 siblings

babiessss

go for your life

Woo! Yay for babies!

you can have some of mine

I OCCASIONALLY TOUCH THEM INNAPROPRIATELY.
LOLNO THAT'S THE SMALL CHILDREN IN MY BASEMENT.

... of which i have none. >.>

i am dissatisfied and would like my money back

I am angry on your behalf

i am displeased at the rudeness

ugh

So thus far, Talea, Emma, and Liam are in. :P BECAUSE THE OTHERS NEVER HUGGED ME HOW RUDE D:

and yes, that's true, they normally don't run away cos they're polite or something

hahahahhahaha

if i feel like i want more, they're in my friend books

Nooo. whether they give you a quick squeeze, or if they throw themselves in wholeheartedly. Then you try and steal something of tbeirs to gauge howmuch they trust you/their readiness to throw a punch.

i gauge people's friendliness on how many times i feel obliged to hug them

eeeeeh

i love my cuddles

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

EvERYONE

I hug :3

whether they hug or run

How do you know from their hug?

hahaaha I love hugs! I do that too, followed by "let's not be strangers" occasionally

NOOOO. YOU HAVEN'T. I MIGHT HUMP YOU. OR GIVE YOU A HUG.Y'JUST NEVER KNOW.


...
okay, you do know. i hug EVERYONE in order to gauge their friendliness.

<33333333333

EXACTLY...IN A GOOD WAY

LIKE ME

nah, I've had worse

meet*

Believe*

God its going to be awkward for you when we meet. and beliece me, met we will. i know EVERYONE eventually.

hi Richard...

you're both beautifully odd ♥

O.O

shhhhhhhh.

I know...SURPRISE FUTURE WIFE!

LOL I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHO YOU ARE AND I'M MAKING SEX JOKES AT YOU.

that escalated quickly

woaaah

AWKS FOR EMMA WHO DOESN'T LOVE ME BUT SCREWED ME ONCE

... HUSSY!

:P

...awks

I'm talking to him on another window, I knew he wasawake

we need you to do something for us, don't we mel..

:P

GOOD, I mean, uh that you're awake

ahaha

FEELING SUNBURNT

FEELING SOMETHIIIING

IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?

ARE ANY OF YOU STILL AWAKE

love you more xx

Love you all xxx

love you gorgeous

Okay ♥

I love you, Talea x

bye bye x

ok x

I'm heading off facebook x

Hihi

hoho

hehe

Haha

Ha! That's your problem

and deliver it to launceston? :P

With ponies

I could try make a cake but on such short notice i dont think i can make a very good one

I WILL RETURN FROM LAND OF SHOWA

good

make sense?

Ah

-_-

kitchen bitch removes the duty of vacuuming

youre a bitch to us people

no

Yes

Am I only a Kitchen bitch to you people?

Lol

(y)

I ONLY JUST REALISED THIS HAPPENS

:o he only makes me cakes ;)

(y) (y) (y)

</3

(y)

-_- mean

Jimmy, get in the kitchen an make mel a cake

Yay

BACK!!!!

i like cake

um yes, yes something can

Well nothing can fix it then

nope

Chocolate

you broke me deep inside

no

Is candy?

tape isn't enough to fix the damage you did </3

Awks

it just broke agai

</3

*tapes heart back together*

:(

Oh god, i saw that and freaked out.

</3

Just not satisfied :p

I will always love you

:\

Lol*

Like

Oh snap

There is no marriage. I called it off. I just wasn't satisfied.

=p

=p

Haha run away

hahaha

:P

Yea I just read everything to catch up on what's happening on Friday and now I'm just worried

jealous

haha dale

I know aye

Wow

Wow

PIRAHNAS

no death

NO richard

DEATH

makes perfect sense

s'not

Because it's confusing

Why

HAHAHAHAHHA

...? why?

I'm ignoring this

phluoposy

is a piugygu free

4 da rest o ya days

IT MEAS NO WORRIED

HAKUNA MATATA

the CIRCLE OF LFIEEE

ITS THE CICLEEEEEE

WWWWIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Lol

marriage is more safe

Ah yes very true

You're so not commuted to me

then that'll bring in the issue of cheating and multi-relationshipal-disambiguation

naah

Why don't we just make out?;)

why not some mormonism while we're there

oh we're already doing lesbianism

we are those multi marriage things

Then we'll introduce the issue of polygamy!

What if they find out about all my other wives?

No :p

it is very very real

Haha yes private wedding in a limo

we arent mocking it

We're going to look like we're mocking it, and then chaos will reign

all the papparazi

haha

I think Emma wants a private wedding

What if we get media coverage, then they find out it's fake.

*heartbreak*

it should

No it is not

-_-

I don't know

most certainly

Wo, this isn't really gonna happen?

Haha

...we're not actually, are we?

haha yes

Haha should I wear my bridesmaids dress?

YES! Hahahahaha

i'll remember to wear pants friday

i need to go buy a tie

This is gonna be weird

Maybe

do they still have those $2 ones from the vending machines?

o.O

Haha don't forget the rings xxx

screw the government

and convince all passers by we are getting married

we should hold like a full boar wedding ceremony on friday

I can't do that

omg

the priest will have to give you away

alright

very

tick tock

Dale is late -.-

dale

Who is giving me away?

I don't care

you have to hold the hand of whoever is giving you away and walk down the aisle!

I'm leaving!

you have to walk down the aisle to me numbnuts

No

Lol

oh dear god o.O

Take my hand!!!

Lol

Emma our marriage!

Wop wop wop

Love you xxx

♥

♥

:\

Haha

LOL!

Burn

Your easily distracted all together

sorry :P im easily distracted when im on youtube

I know haha

Boo :)

i was just watching something else

ive done it

AAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boo

Yep :)

Right. . . . .

Jazz singing

What's the vid?

That's what you said 10mins ago

i've been watching parodies >.<

im going im going

Did you see the video Mel?

SAME!

I have no life atm lol

:p

It involves not having a life

I have a life

Unlike me?

Lol yeah :p

He probably has a life

same

I'm waiting for a reply :p

I asked him. just waiting now

Daaaale

:p

Shit, no clue what to buy now

Ah okay

Talea said it's like Liam i think

What's dales?

Wow we're the allergy express

He has allergies to -_- ya doof

oh wait it is. im confused

Its not Dale you doof

Dale!!! Are you allergic to any kind of soft drink??

Sometimes. Depends on the variety.

Being weird is cool :D

Knows... whut?

Richard knows this!

Brb :)

Haha

Dang straight

Haha of course it is!!!! :D

and thats a good thing

You're odd

3:)

:P ♥

:p

ha

haha

I know

Haha she actually looks like kesha

Do it

lol

When I tried to write Yeast

And I said Yessing.

along with "smashfaced" which my friend said today instead of "Shitfaced"

I am using that

haha ewing :p

Ew*

Ewing

DO NOT FEAR I AM BACK

saltiness

MMM

CASHEWS ARE AMAZING

YEAH

ikr...

from what it was

I LIKE CASHEWS

.............

And this covo dies down. dramatically!!

Haha

that's ok

thank you Emma :D

Lol

apparently

try that

you press ctrl and click

first world problems :p

wait I'll watch my sister do it

lol dont worry

iv troubled you al with my problems

lol

Clicks

Does it have to clickd

google it

hlol

i have a mouse

Oh! I would not have a clue

You can't unless you've got a mouse

Mac computers

huh?

how do you right click on macs'

Haha Dale

DALE!

watching midsomer murders right now

haha I will watch it later

whats with all the notifications lol

it's still the same person who parodies hehe

You can dress as Barack

This version Emma

wrong n right...

up n down

in n out

yes n no

hot n cold

we're so in sync...like twins

what the hell

YES

The parody version

it can be the parody by key of awesome :p

no, no it cannot.

Our first dance can be call me maybe

(face palm)

SEXY LADIEEEEEEEEEEES

OMGGGGG Gangnam Style down the aisle. And the audience can scream wOP WOPWOPWOP

YES!!!!!!!!11

Can we play Gangnam Style as you walk down the aisle?

exoh

SNAP MEL!

EXACTLY

haha yeah talea's used to it

But it's us. They shouldn't be TOO shocked

lol

she's going to be jealous...

So are Liam and Richard

Talea's gonna see this and go "Da fuck?"

TO MINNESOTA!

who cares what's legal?!!!!!

or....not

to canada bitches

BUT WE ARE

Because emma and I can't legally get married in Australia anyway

Dang it

THIS IS ALL ABOUT IRONY

DOESN'T MATTER

talea is a bridesmaid

i'm not even religious

Who's my best man then?!?!?!!!!!

that's settled then

I agree

He strikes me as the priestly type

Jimmy is the priest

hahahah, jimmy.

WHO'S THE PRIEST?

Well that escalated quickly

YAY

I SUPPOSE I HAVE TO TO AVOID AWKWARD SOCIAL SILENCE

WILL YOU MARRY ME EXOH

MELANIE ♥

EMMA ♥

PEOPLE!

EMMA

jimmeh

YAY!!!

Talea

*like*

:)

GOODFORMGUIS

"Emma, Richard, Emma, Talea, Dale, DALE, Jimmy" "I can bring sausages" "Emma, Jimmy, Talea, Richard, Mel"

Jimmy

Richard!

bread

Talea!!!

mel!

EMMA SAUSAGES

Richard

Emma

Sausages

EMMA

Emma

Talea

Melanie :)

IEmma

Umm I can bring sausages

Ijmmy!

DALE*

Talea

DAEL

:D

Dale :)

DALE

DALE

DALE! What're you bringing? :D

Wow. We are very excitable :P

YAY!!

:D

:)

YEAAAAH

WOOOO!!!

Alan!

ALAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alan :)

Hi Alan! :P

Melanie Bester added Alan Rushworth to the group.

:P Alrighty

... Maybe! :)

It means, I will come hunt you down and eat your liver if you don't come, Richard!

Haha

It means maybe XD

Does Yolo mean Yes? :P

Oh. Yolo!

Added her in HI VIVIENE!

Melanie Bester added Vivienne Lu to the group.

Awesome :D

Yay Vivienne can come!!:D

well invite them :3

Ah

She came back today I think

Yeah invite Cassy and Alan and I thought Vivienne was in Melbourne

YaY Alan!!

Is Vivienne fine to come? I could ask cassy and Alan if you want?

2 maybe? We used 2 last time with 10 people.

Haha how many should I bring? If anyone has a spare dollar I can teach people how to play pass the card

Haha I think we'll definitely need 8 decks. That's 1.333 decks each

I've got 8 decks of cards :) I'll find spoons aswell

Aaaawesome :D

I'll by soft drink

Hola amigos.
So, I just wanted to see if anyone can bring anything on Friday... I'm covering most of it, but any help would be great. Emma is bringing bread, so don't worry about that. But if anyone is able to bring anything, please tell me. I'll go shopping tomorrow for anything we haven't covered. (Talea, could you bring your deck of cards please? ;) ) Apart from the obvious dietary problems (thanks liam :P) has anyone got anything else? I'm pretty good with buying for people who can't eat things, so just let me knowwww. Okay. ♥