Treat Yoself

And the players gonna play play play play play play

And I'm just gonna shake Shake Shake

Coz the Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate

Ooh ooh

I stay out too late
Got nothing in my brain
That's what people say ooh ooh
That's what people saayayaya

Aia ai oh oo o

Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate

Shake it off

Oh o ah oh

Shake it off

Hahahaa shake it off

I can't hear Taylor swift over the sound

Damn boy

Like bane saw loud

Yea it's loud

Hahahaha I said to Emma it sounded like a saw

It's James snoring D:

I heard

Yes I do

Emma eats penguin

Dw

Say wha

That turtle has something under it's belly

Yeah ya are

Calm.

:( I'm such a failure

Soz to dissapoibt u

I was going to say, haven't I seen dis before

Disappoint

Rude and disrespectful

:p

Old photo Soz

Haha nawwww you still have it? It's almost been a week!

Flower power diminishing

So blue

:3 I'm done

Da ba di da ba die

Blue are the feelings that live inside me

Blue are the words the say and what I think

It's standing outside

Blue like my corvette

Blue are the people here to walk around

So sad

I'm blue

Blue they are

:,(

I have a girlfriend and she is so blue

Blue is a emotion

Blue are the trees

Blue is the colour

Blood is blue

I have a blue house wit the blue windows

Of her bones

In the cockles

Inside

Victoria is blue

The seal was blue

I'd pretend to be the seal a lot

DITHREE

Ditto

Used to watch that show too much

Yup

NOOT NOOT

Pengu

Penguuuueeen*

Penguin

He

Ha

Eheheheheheheeeee

Hehehehehehe

Ha

MWAAHAHAHAHAH

Muhahaha

AHAHAHHAHA

Hhhhhha

Har

Ha

Ha

Aw

I moved him all good

HAHAHAHA

-_-

james fell asleep in bean bag

YAS

hand dance

m(_ _)m(>人<)＼(^o^)／＼(^o^)／＼(^o^)／＼(^o^)／＼(^o^)／✊

(y)

That was autocorrect

justin*

Reid

Jamese rid

It was your doing dale

But iF it makes YOUFEEL better yes

No was already a plan

is that because of me '/

WE'RE MAKING CHOCOXODOXLAOLALTRE PUDDIN

yea :3

say whaa m8

Pancake cake

thingamajig*

Good job at words

Snap chat thingomojig

Say whaaaa

Pft

too slow to guess movie

Hahahhahahaha

Oh

it said tresspasser 27.... then it said add emma lester

How u know it was me

i know u added me

Emma uses snapchat again

(Y)

Damn straight

Lol nice snappy chats XD

dw

where did u get that from lol

good :3

i literally have no idea what dale is talking about. iv'e seen both multiple times and read the book multiple times

but you've seen the original right?

WHAT

what?

emma said she had not

what about not watching Charlie and the choc factory?

yeah what

wait, what

u have not watch Chalie bucket and the choc factory

I am sad I did not

meh

as a child

I'm glad I didn't see this

yeah but like

it's the best tbh

a horror story

that is litrally

whoa

greedy boy was reincarnated as Augustus Gloop.

wow

omg

omh

omg

no

what

growing up

victoriaa did u read this http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/aug/29/lost-chapter-charlie-chocolate-factory-roald-dahl-quentin-blake-illustration

yep we did have some weird childrens books and tv

lol

shows and books

these childrens

I blame

just sayin

I love creepy. always have always will

hes so creepy

oake's a friendly maaaaan

THE LITTLE MAIN TH=EUJR TH4EHERD YEELLOW CDAR

g'day oakie doke

oakie doke

ahahahaha

hahaha noddy

yea like Oakie Doke, and noddy the tv shows

awks but not awks because childrens books are all dodge in some form

:/

but yes now i recall it , its a strange book

it was pictures of course

stop tainting childrens books u freaks

is this

what kind of a childrens book

yep and it was a childrens book

what

one blonde

in this book they were naked ...........,

I kid you not

because*

but that happened

hahhahahaha

lol is it bad that I imagined a book with two hot girls in bikinis wrestling in mud?

yep

was this a childrens book?

i used to read it all the time

i had a book about two girls who played in mud

hahahah

I told emma I'm like a pig when it comes to mud

I actually love mud

right?

yea it smelt rweally good for some strange reason

but

I did eat madness

I mean

hahahahhaa

mud*

mud

I ate mad

really? same!

just saying

when i waas little i would gather plants and flowers and dirt and mix it with water and eat it

like so good

thats nectar tastes reallllly nice

and like, theres this honeysuckle flower

I've eaten flowers before

well

my house = no food

the photo was taken yesterday fyi

why would anyone want to eat your flower

i thinksome one ate mine last night

#justsayin

bag

in my bad

it smells really nice though

the rest are like crushed in my bag

awwww you still have my flower

luckly itrs dying faster

aren't we all

The flower is dying

yea

oooooh

idk maybe i am confused

WHEN

what

I have seen

sad face

so you won't get the reference

which neither of you have seen yet

like on Gone with the Wind

hahahahaha

and Ashley as a boys name i cringe at :/

But I seriously prefer it as a boys name, for both

yea

which can also be a girls name

I guess it's like, Dylan

hmm

yea

really?

my name is unisex :(

I do like my name tbh

fairo

but like, victor is litrally an english word for someone who is victorious

but me

girl form

except not my dad

I am VICTOR

yah

Victoria is the Latin word for 'victory' or 'conquer' - just found this

or something to do with kings and queens

rulling

to figure out

my name is easy

google is dumb

what

google said it means carriage

nailed it.

victory!!!!!!!!!!1

no

it means carriage

bish.

;)

incorrect

that is

queen of my heart

it means

ha I bet you can't guess what mine means *insert sarcasm here* ;)

and it comes from the name Dailey

mine means universal

thanks

lol valley

:(

but english is vallly

mine only has one

so many meanings

interesting

but now you will know :3

i also heard it meant good bye in another

you would have missed it easily

so

It's said like, Dah-leh but fast

lol

this is news

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

you would have heard it

Pitbull says it in his songs a lot

:"(

it's said like, da-le

hahahahhahahhhahhahahahhaha.

did you know that Dale in Spanish means, Do it, Bring it on and Give it?

dalpaca

Dingle-Berrie-Mcspaz-Atron

Debacle

Defenestrate

Debangle

DIORAMA

ddama

dalle LlAMA

DDAMA

don't even

never mind

im confused

dalla

hahahaha

wrong convo

idk

hahahahha

?

what is being shipped

whooops

YEAH

I ship that

So you're going to be a lady seeing llamas in 3D?

:)

true'

your point being?

its a lady

a picture of dale in 70 years

DEVOUUUR

they have been devoured

treat yoself

lol

Whaaaat

yus :3

ooooooh

pics or it didn't happen ;)

what

they are beeing cooked atm

YUSSS

TEDDDDDY

?

why O_o

Not repeatable

what were they :O

Not abou James in my bed thing o hope

I will not repeat

Emma is saying things I don't comprehend

James is in my bed :(

Go to bed

Breathe

Calm

nooooooooooooooo

Embrace

What's with the snap chats XD

Coooool

Working with him should I say

At camo's work

I can do dat
Should I eat before I go? Lol

Ummmmm 6.

:O woooooooooooooooo

a WHERE

Tevery seconded weekend

YOU HAVE A JOB????

Sorry, I don't think I can :o I'm working. Yes I have a job XD

Do u mean arrive at 5:30 or 6?

Okay, so Emma how bout like, 5 30-6? Is 6 too late?

Also, Dale, are you joining in the fun times?

Not knowing is litrally killing me

Lol

Yeah but, wherrrrrre is this Crisp St?

Crisp st

WHERE IS THIS

Yaaaaaaaaaaad

:O

TEDDY PASTA :o

✌

T_T

Good one

TT

TT

any way im goona watch a movie nows

Ooooooh.

hahaha they are on sale at woolies

Gimme

:O

:O

:O

pasta in the shape of teddys

Awwwwwww wait, what do you mean?

i brought teddy bear pasta yesterday

Hahaha Kay. *staring*

It does not look that nice but maybe eat it with your mind ?

Idk all I know is I want pasta now.

Haha oh wow that mental image

im eating pasta in the dark while listening to supabass... its kinda sad

lol what XD

Okay now I'm done.

This pasta will b good though

Makin pasta

Do you know what I mean when I say tanzania?

Ahhaha ok

Btw, dunno if you know dis or not yet, but when I say TT I mean till tanzania. :P

I think sleep is good right now.

TT :3

Not really I lie. I want to clean up the messss.

HA
Good.

they are so messy

HA
Good.

ahahahah

Like going south for the winter but instead...it's Dales bed.

maybe they were cold

Good

HA

they migrated to my bed

that y i said dinos in ur bed

y

exactly

all the dinosaurs

ALL THE DINOSAURS

Like ALL

I need dinosaur teddies in my bed

dinosaurs in yo bed

Dinosaurs tho

kkk

I'm too tired to even

don't talk about this i'll have another existential crisis

its pretty scary though, like im turning 21 next year and thats roughly 1 quarter of my life :(

And he's the besssst

Eh, we all go at our own speed. Tarantino didn't start his career till he was like 31 or somethin'

same

i fgeel like my life ha been a waste

this is unfair

What. I am so jelly

what shes 18 and haa the same bday as me

Also, Tavi Gevinson, dat girl is like, boom. She's everything. Legit. Every. thing.

Cos she's beautiful

But then I can't hate her

I know right

damn her -_-

cos she looks so young

I was about to ask how old she is

And she's our age and she's like done so much with her life I am just. Uggg she's amazing.

She's like. Beautiful.

best name ever

I luuuuve her

Also, Nirrimi Firebrace. She's just. Her name alone. She guuud.

i am googling

She wasn't even a photographer she was this nanny and she wasn't "discovered" till after she died and everyone found her photos. Like she showed no one her photos. She's so interesting.

yea ?

She bae.

One of my fave photographers is Vivian Maier omg

yus

Street photography ftw

Yeah, they're just so naturaaaal

yea i like them better

yeah but candid is just in the moment whatever

:3

be on the look the paps are coming

oh dear

lol

i look forward to watching this pan out tbh

yet u tell him the secret hahah a

isn't candid secret

Aka you won't know :3

A candid shot

Or like

Just saying

If we get to see you tomorrow I will legit take a selfie of you.

amen preach it sister

Behind every good selfie is many failed ones that didn't make the cut :P

tis an art

I know the struggle

Selfies are hard

this is too hard

do a myspace shot

my room is so yellow

now who's abusing the trust

Take another similar one but like, more above your head, so we can see the contrrrast of the angless

i dont trust

pp that shit now

hot

More like the computer POSED

computer froze

POSE

Do et

take one

wow

i have none from this year

Wait

cough up the photos

un ...lol

THE UN IS READY

GIVE US OPTIONS

i want new dp first :O

kkkkkk

wait

no no yet

dale cheese throne now

Haha haha haha haha best

akak. unicorn nincompoops

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CAPS

YES

i am the UN

UN

sorry queen victoria

so you are un

i am not

im kinda conused

.............dot

Yeah stop that vic nonsense

.........what

.

...

but i got yo profile

in my face

Oh

i wanted ur face

I know

With the swegger

victoria sorry lol

btw vic i took two pics of u today

Damn I wish my sister had left the camera with me cos then I could actually take a suave photo

LIKE THE UN

UNITED

TOGETHER

US

;ME

...calm

NO MEEEE

CAN I PCIC POGIKGMG

-SHAKESPEARE

i need a new profile pict

or not TBH

TBH

I don't like it either

HA!

!!!

Yeah same

to make u cringe

but i do it

ssame

it makes me cringe every time :/

Hahaha lame

The lame

The lameness

That's why it's so good

its so lame :P

Hahahahaha

wot u say m10

nooo dont say m9

lets take this outside m9

and hatch spider eggs on dales

Say wot m8

i deflate victoria's face

no

What hatches on my face

cool?

ready to hatch on your face

victoria

are they ready to hatch

i'll deflate your face

yes

BUT WIFI DROPPED

I TRIED

I DID NOT SPOIL ABOUT THE FLOWERS

is it filled with spider eggs

Your happiness

I like to deflate

Hahahjahahahahaaha

WHY U SPOIL MY SECRET

Bring*

im kinda scared now

She's gonna be a toy one

:3

:#3

:#

u will see

nah

I can actually do that

a kittne

i might bring u a present

nah

like a present for dale

hmm

yea

yeah ???

not a book

yea same

I feel like there was something else but idk

ok that was all

yes

cooking, GoT, andy warhole ?

there were 3

another book

there was anouth book also

if u come tomorrow remind me of the literature and it will be bequeathed to you

lol

YES BUT I THOUGHT I WOULD SEE YOU IN TEN YEARS

you said you would bring it th next time you saw me , you said "TRUST "

u did not fix the lock on my phone

#weneedcounselling

OMG

U DID NOT TELL ME

O_O

i feel like we should explain that

well you forgot to bring my books today

:3

calm. yourself.

GAGAG

Yourselves

I don't wanna remind u of the door incident cos u told me to stop lolol

Calm

?

think

when

you abused the trust

but it was abused

we used to have the word trust as a rtrust thing

what do u expect

Omg you guys and your trust issues

TRUST

TRUST

u gotta have a little trust man

i am not that tall

it could be u just posing as her

ASK MY SISTERS

im not sure if i can believe u

I'M ACTUALLY NOT MY SISTERS STARTED IT

i think your joking

NOT EVEN JOKING

I CALLED MY COUSIN MITCHEL SCHNITZEL

OMG

like chicken snitchel

i used to call my little brother chicken Mitchell ,

Shicken.

hahahahha

Ssshicken. That's how I chicken. :3

hahahah

The chicken ahahhaha

yes that show

oh that show

black

new

the

is

orange

ahhahah

Hahahahahhahahahaha

OITNB?

what is this, OITNB?

NO she just ate cooked chicken. Not a live chicken haha

so your sister captured a chicken and ate it ?

I didn't see the first message and only saw "is jazz the one that ate the chicken" and I thought you were talking about my sister cos she just ate chicken before hahaha

Chicken serial killer

she does not even eat them

Jazz killed about 40 chickens this last 2 years

Everything makes sense now

HAHAHAHA

yes :3

I THIUGHT U WERE TALKING ABOUT A HUMAN

OH IS JAZZ THE ONE THAY AYE CHICKEN

Jazz

HAHAH

The one that has its own selfay

Ummmm

whichh

Do they have names?

What's their names? :O :3

Love it

Hahahahahahaha

Lulu almost blends

Animal love

He's the most hilarious cat ever

Clyde love

Doge love

Hahahahah thanks bae

It's lit'rally the best photo of your animals everr

DOGS!!!!!!!!

GAH

Clyde is judging Mia the weirdo

Ommgggg I took this pic earlier

Hahahaha twice doged
Gahhhhhhh

Twice doged

Oh well hahaha

Argh accidental

........oh hey look at ma doge!

Yeah that's right

.............

I'll cut off your nails

what i said makes what you said invalid

I'll shank you

coz of weights

not if you cant use your hands

I'll just. *slowly walks away*

I'll place lavender on your pillow

very heavy weights

ill attach weights to your hands and throw you in the river

I was wondering where that was going

Pillow

Your

On

Lavender

Putting

What about

Hey dale

Yeah nah 10:30 is latest I've been up lol

just only like 3-4 hours sleep :'(

welll no

Saaaaamemememememem

same

yea

I've been awaken too long

Saaaame

I'm actually hella sleepy maself

The party was TAKEN

i ook the party when i left

I don't understand nothing

Hahahaha

Wait u mean 10pm

It's cos we bring the party

all i did was wash up

idk why but im so sleepy

Sweet

Yeah

Argh

sounds like a goodd idea for movies , but i just still need to check with james, hes getting here at 10

?

Yah

It was just as hilarious as it sounds.

So tomorrow

hahahaha

Ahahaha

Nooo

:3 my papa literally got a flashlight and shined it in my face to see my hair properly hahahahaa

:O

We never treated oselfs with white cow

HAHAHAHA curtains

Also, Dale, reason why I asked is cos like obviously Emma is coming over to my house but we were thinking if you're free we might as well do that movie night we've been wanting to do. :P

Lol I'm at my grandparents house and I was waiting for them to react to my hair, and waiting. And waiting. They didnt even notice hahaha Until like, an hour later and my mum pointed it out to them and they were like OH :O I think it's because my hair is the colour of their curtains.

HA

I come back to this haha

u can make a thank you thing XD

lol

Bvwhat is this

HAHAHA

What the actual
Heckery

Party pooper

im not wearing that out

For the cold

...............

It's a sleeping bag onesie

Dale needs this

Ohhhhhhh

the drawing one was

I swear u said it was an extension

?

No wonder I don't recall

If it was an extension

So old

my child hood

Hahah

What is this

:3

tomorrow i am unsure of as yet im waiting for james and camo to get here and ill know what is happening tomorrow

Also, Dale what are you doing tomorrow night? :3

Lol I had to go dressed as I am anyway. Can't wait for the reaction. :P

Dunno

How far away are y'all there are youths near me I am afraid

Cool story bro

I was gonna bring a flower but I dropped it

Flower power

YAY

I was gonna say flowersssss

Yourself

I KNEW IT WAS FLOWERS

Calm

A lizard on LSD

Omg it's just flowers from my garden

A lizard

A puppy

Iced tea

Cupcakes

Is it cake

Iice cream cake

It's not anything major geeeez

Omg now you're gonna be disappointed

Omg is it breakfast

Is it a kitten on LSD

Is it LSD

To?

Well okay

-_-

Just eyeliner me up and throw flowers at me

To

I will find a way

Somehow

You won't get away with this

:O

I broke it MWAHAHAHAHA

That was the promise

WHAT

For once

I am not goth

What do you mean u have no theme

I have no theme but I am early which I think is more impressive for me
Plz bring a kitten

Kitten dammit

It's not THAT good. Uggg now I wish I had a kittne

It makes people happy kinda like kittens but no its not. Unfortunately

is it a kitten

Well if you have a lot of trouble, I have black eyeliner :P and a surprise for both of you :3 don't worry its not a scary surprise

this is hard

Who det who det

:3

DAMMIT

TOKYO

I'm in the fasssst lane from LA TO TOKYOP

I'm sah fancayy you already knoooww

Hahaha

Sweg

I'm ready for the seen

Get ready for the sweg

Haha sweg ;)

dye*

i thought i would die my hair too

Yay

Ur phone is cray cray shanay nayyyy

That's what it looks like on my phone

⌛⌚

|(・×・)|

Ah right.

I think

2

So what time are we meeting in town tomorrow?

Hehehe

I was not thinking

Lol

Noooookollkk

That is truly. beautiful. Thank you for this gift ☝

Oh gawd that looks awful

Yea what Emma said

WHAT DOES NOT kill you makes you strongerr

✊✊✊

Pain makes me stronger (fist)

Cramps :(

Ewwwww that sucks

I pulled my leg and it hurts now I need to walk home

Ahhhh okay

Soccer

What are you doing there?

Well sand down park

I'm actually heading back towards your house Emma

And now I'm in Sandy Bay and near your house Emma haha Kinda

I led a while ago

Your phone is dead what

or fix mah phone completely dead now ughh h

get away

Awks are you still in Sandy Bay?

I'm actually lost ATM

Haha *cue psycho theme music*

I'm near your house Emma

Haha okay

No. Goth garden or get out.

Hahaha so its not gonna be a surprise?

The theme for Friday is goth garden.

Thank you

i will -_-

GOOD SON

mother!

ytes

SO SLEEP

i slept for 2 hours

Sleep

i need t o slleep

yesd

Whoa is right

whoa

Literally

Literally a chick

Whoa