Your parents 💖

*we both disappear in the explosion*

Bomb

*blows up with the bomb, then reappears* Hi.

Bonb

*holds you close* Never.

And again forever

*poof* He's gone. *appears next to you, alive and well* That was fun.

Then he implodes

*your father hands you the hair bow*

Oh

*your father looks down and sees the hair bow, then looks at you with sad eyes*

Dad 😴

*bug dad turns back into your father, holding my hair bow*

No

*your father spits up my hair bow*
Is that me?

No

*voice from beyond* Yes, I'm always with you.

No

*voice from beyond* I'm still here, baby.

The cat is gone

*disintegrates into nothing* I guess I'm not coming back from this.

The acid in the tummy disintegrats the cat

*inside bug dad's stomach* This is not how I planned to bond with your father.

No bug swallows cat whole

*caught by you and fed to bug dad* Meow! *bug dad spits me out*

Stop the cat and force feed it to the bug

*runs from bug dad* Meow!

Feed cat to bug

*turns into a cat* Meow.

U turn into a cat

Why not, baby?

No

We can get you a cat.

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But I like a cat

He couldn't give you piggy back rides as a cat.

Why did not leave him as a cat

He was stressed about work.

Why

Yes, when he turned into a cat.

Have U don't this before

We'll get a special kind that just turns him back.

No it will kill him

It'll turn him back.

And kill dad

*grabs bug spray* Do you want to do it?

Oh

No, we'll use bug spray.

Shot him now

Oh no, the stress of hitting our baby turned him into a literal bug.

No a bmhuman sized bug

Into what, his principal outfit?

He is tranforming

*laughs* He's not mad at you, he's mad at himself.

Omfg

Yes, look down.

No

He's hiding behind you, sweetie.

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Dad

*sees you hiding behind your father* What is going on here?

Dad

*opens pantry door* Why are you hiding?

Dad is not responding

*walks to pantry* What are you doing in there?

He is home he's hide in the pantry

He's going to be in big trouble when we get home.

But dad hit me

No, we love you.

Do U think I would have been better with a family that didt hit me

No, we chose you because you were meant to be ours.

And U chose me because U wanted a baby that could not fight back because I don't have hands, and now dad the principal can pick on me

That just means we chose you.

But I was adopted

You'll always be our baby.

Our baby

No, I want him to stop hitting our baby.

So U want to get him fired

*falls over laughing*

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Dad is the principal 🤣

Oh no, we're in trouble.

The principal is Dad ! mum

We're going to get him fired.

Yea and now I'm getting beat up by the principal of the special care school

Yes and how we had to get you special care.

Which made U forget I don't have hands

I was distracted by your father's cute face.

That's a pretty big thing to forget

Oh sweetie, we adopted you, you were a baby, I forgot.

IV never had hands, your scaring me not know this

What happened to your hands?

I don't have hands

Let's go, baby. Hold my hand.

Ok

You're right, let's take the helicopter.

Helicopter would be fastest

No, traffic isn't bad.

Oh not the helicopter

The blue one, it's the fastest.

Which one of our many cars

We'll take the car. Do you want a snack for the road?

How

We're going down there. Right now.

He is the principal

We need to call the principal.

No he punched me also

Oh my goodness. Is the teacher in trouble?

No the teacher punched jimmy

Did the teacher make him stay after?

Yea and Jimmy punched me

Did you get in trouble at school?

I wanted to see how long it took to burn

Why did you do that, baby?

I lite his bag on fire

Oh my goodness, sweetie, are you okay? What happened?

Jimmy punched me in the face